Every guy wants to show they are pros when it comes to trying to make a lady fall for them.
The truth is, these pro wannabes do stuff that are just … well let’s say will not look that hardcore when their boys boys get to hear about it. So they hide them.
No guy will go into a conversation with his boys and be like: “Kw33! Yestee I go wash the girl ihn things all. Her friend thinks she believes I’m the right guy. Ego work out soon”.
No way! They’ll do it but will never talk about it.
Here are all the things guys chasing a lady do but never tell their homies.
1. Sending Mobile Money Low Key
No matter how guys deny this, if the telcos were to release a sent and received report of mobile money transactions like you go see say boys abr3! But none tells their homies they sent some cash via mobile money to that lady who hasn’t said yes yet.
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2. Following The Lady To Church
We see them in church every day, don’t we?
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3. Paying For Her Hair
She wants to look good and you’re willing to show you got her covered. Fair deal, just that the boys must not hear this.
4. Buying Lunch For Her And Her Friends
The lunch people buy for this country inside, only God knows. The sad part is she takes it in double double because of her friends and my guy can’t say no. How he go do am?
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5. Buying Provisions If She’s In School
This is for the ones chasing kyekyes [secondary school girls]. And oh! word just came through that it happens at the tertiary level too. So basically once she’s in school, man has got to buy her provisions. Girl’s gotta eat right?
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6. Buying Plenty Recharge Cards
And they don’t even call them with the credit after recharging. Practically in tears lmao
7. Constantly Checking Her DP And Social Media Statuses For Hints
To see if the efforts are helping them progress or retrogress. But boys go laugh them so they keep mute over this.
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8. Blowing Nonfa During Phone Conversations
Guys will brag that they stayed on phone for an hour blowing these ladies’ minds away. But basically, their best lines in the whole conversation was: “Was the fufu you ate pounded in the mortar? Eii you’re watching Adom TV. Does your Adom TV show Kumkum Bhagya too? Mine does.”
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9. Finding Creative Ways To Find Out If She Has A Boyfriend
“Nice dp. Did your boyfriend take that?”, “You’re so beautiful, he is a really lucky guy”.
Just so she would say ‘I don’t have a boyfriend’. But she won’t.
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10. Being At Her Service All The Time
From lifting stuff, hammering things, these guys do everything. Not the hammering you’re thinking. We cleared this from the beginning, she’s not said ‘Yes’ yet.
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