Revealed: Five Major Reasons Why Ugandan Ladies Do Not Wear Underwears

This is a subtle and comical swipe at Ugandans by an unnamed person who is familiar with the ladies over there and their ways of life.

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This joke about why girls in Uganda – an African country hardly wear P@nties have gone viral on social media.

The very funny report reads thus:

Even after passing the Anti-P*rnography Law in Uganda, you still see Ugandan girls dressing skimpily. As I always say, Ugandan girls are randy by nature.

If you’re into clubs, you have probably seen how majority of girls dress. They leave very little for imagination and in most cases they are not wearing any P@nties.

Which begs the question, why don’t Ugandan girls wear P@nties?

(1) Fresh air

It sounds like a an absurd reason but Ugandan girls don’t wear any P@nties so that fresh can circulate in the groin region.

With P@nties, there is a lot of sweating especially with the impossible Kampala weather. Girls who wear dresses are ones who give out this reason and it is not easy to see why.

(2) They have a few pairs

One can argue that this could be the main reason why Ugandan girls don’t wear P@nties.

The average Ugandan chick has 6 pairs of P@nties at most. If they keep changing daily and putting wear and tear into consideration, many opt to go without P@nties.

These are the same ladies who boldly clam they want a guy who drives a Lamborghini yet they own only three pairs of bra.

(3) Going with trends

Ugandans are always the first ones to pick on international trend. We are still colonized by the west 3 decades after Independence. When America coughs, Uganda is the first to catch the flu.

So when America decides they don’t need P@nties anymore, Ugandan women follow without questioning. Everything is Western if you come to think of it, from our names, religion, language.


(4) Easy Access when bonking

There are those women who are always anticipating. They go to clubs for the sole reason of getting a man to satisfy their s*xual needs.

A quickie is made easy if the lass is wearing a short dress with nothing inside. Such ladies would have probably gone more than three rounds before they reach home.

(5) P@nty lines

This is another reason sighted for ladies not wearing P@nties.There is nothing embarrassing to a lady than the outline of her privates showing in public. Ugandan girls would rather walk without P@nties than to have their P@nty lines showing.